Reality vs. Make Believe

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

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georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

(Source: blowtimelow)

  • me: wow i have so much work to do
  • me: *goes on tumblr*
  • me: *watches a movie*
  • me: *reads a novel*
  • me: *takes a nap*
  • me: *climbs a mountain*
  • me: *backpacks through europe*
  • me: why am i not getting anything done

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chocolate-sideburns-of-love:

naughty-chekov:

i’m sorry for my entire life

It’s the last panel that really makes this post.

thesirenssingyoursongs:

All Time Low - Remembering Sunday (x)

harrystylesdildo:

AU: Barack and Michelle watch the Ziam sextape

katie-kat94:

pleatedjeans:

via

The rare moment when YouTube comments go right.


Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava
She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano
She has been kidnapped to space
And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.
You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?
Bitch, please.
Peach will wreck you.

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

How do Silkroad sellers export drugs internationally without being caught?

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There is an enormous volume of mail being shipped internationally. If it’s a small amount of drugs for personal use, the chances of customs officials finding them are low.

Customs officials are mainly concerned about large-scale international drug trafficking. They’re not looking out for five ecstasy pills you ordered so you and your friends can go to a rave. They’re looking for a several-pound brick of cocaine that will be distributed to local dealers and find its way to thousands of buyers. In other words, it’s all about quantity.

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vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

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